I’m sending you 1000 smiles; take one for now, and keep the rest under your pillow. Take one each morning when you wake up because I want to see you smiling every day. :)

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I find it funny and sweet :">

  • BOY: Hi. I’m Paul. Pauling for you.
  • GIRL: Hello. I’m Kat. Katching you. :"">
God gave me YOU..

AT WALANG BAWIAN. :)

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Kung yaw mong makalimutan ka ng isang tao,

UTANGAN MO! =))

Di ka na niyan makakalimutan :)


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Banatan to tha max :D

BOY: Alam mo bobo nagimbento ng alphabet.

GIRL: Bakit?

BOY: Because he made a serious mistake by keeping “u” and “i” away from each other.

GIRL: HAHA. ganun ba? Edi genius pala nagimbento ng keyboard?

BOY: Bakit naman?

GIRL: Because he put “u” and “i” together and much away above with our “x”

:))))

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Tip to reduce weight:
  • First turn your head to the right and turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat. :D

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Bumabanat. :D

BOY: May tatanong ako sa’yo.

GIRL: Ano yun?

BOY: May ayaw ka ba sakin?

GIRL: Wala naman.

BOY: EH DI MAY GUSTO KA PALA SAKIN! ;)


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Kung gumiho ako, ikaw ang bead ko.

Dahil ikaw ang nagbibigay ng lakas sa akin. ;)


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Science has proved that sugar melts in water. So please don’t walk in the rain. Otherwise I will lose such a SWEET person like you!

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If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I’d choose “V” so I can be next to “U”. If I could be any note, I wish you’re “RE” so you’re always beside “ME”.

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If I would be one of your muscles, I want to be your ZYGOMATICUS MINOR!

Because I want to be the one responsible for your smile. ;D


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Marami ka bang nakikita? Penge naman. Kahit konting pagtingin lang. ;D

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